noms + DOMS

sarcarstic:

We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?

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deadlifts-and-donuts:

This is the ice cream I’m referring to. barbellprincess 
Mix with nilla wafers. 
And you’ll make a mess. 
Belie dat. 

Cinnamon bun fun

I don’t have any in my home I’m calling the police

deadlifts-and-donuts:

This is the ice cream I’m referring to. barbellprincess
Mix with nilla wafers.
And you’ll make a mess.
Belie dat.

Cinnamon bun fun

I don’t have any in my home I’m calling the police

Brought to you from the streets of Philadelphia

Brought to you from the streets of Philadelphia

True life: I’m way too fucking awkward for engagement photos

I’m sweating just thinking about it. I just KNOW it’s going to end up looking like this.


Help.

If the first week of August could hurry the eff up and get here so I can take my vacation before I spontaneously combust that’d be greeeeaaat….

theclearlydope:

Can’t take him anywhere.
[via]

theclearlydope:

Can’t take him anywhere.

[via]

team-bear-arms:

My tail and I are taking our business elsewhere.

team-bear-arms:

My tail and I are taking our business elsewhere.